Homeland Security funding finally dwindled down to such a small scale (N) that the town of Bagelton could finally afford some ambulance renovations. I guess you can make a silk slipper out of a sows ear!

I think we've about come full circle now starting with a place to buy bagels. Or you can try an steal them and get a ride in a cop car. Perhaps if you eat too many you'll need an ambulance ride. Then if the leftover bagels go bad you'll need to call the garbage truck to hual the mess away. If the trip to the hospital doesn't go well from eating some bad bagels the hearst can pick up your carcass for a one way ride.

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